El Arroyo Roll

Sale price $3.99 Regular price $7.99
Style

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Description

Funny Saying Single Roll Toilet Paper

El Arroyo Roll

Our toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise! Perfect for anyone who appreciates bathroom humor, this single roll of 3-ply toilet paper is printed with hilarious sayings that'll get laughs every time. Whether you're stocking your own bathroom or pranking a friend, it's the gift that keeps on giving—one flush at a time.

Details

  • Single roll
  • 3-ply paper
  • Printed with safe-to-use inks
  • Septic tank-safe
  • Each roll individually shrink wrapped

Featured Sayings:

  • “I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”
  • “EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART & LOST”
  • “POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”
  • “REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”
  • “IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”
  • “IF YOU SNEEZE & FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”
  • “MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”
  • “DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”
  • “IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”

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