{"product_id":"take-a-ticket-dad-jokes","title":"Take-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Dad Jokes Take-A-Ticket Game \u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTake-A-Ticket: Dad Jokes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eWelcome to your one-stop joke shop in a box! Take a ticket whenever you need a good chuckle, guffaw, eye roll, or belly laugh. A portable punchline dispenser that transforms any moment into comedy gold. This compact ticket box delivers groan-worthy dad jokes on demand—perfect for breaking tension, entertaining kids, and earning those signature eye rolls from teenagers. Just pull a ticket and let the laughter (or groans) begin. Compact enough to take anywhere, funny enough to use everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eJokes included\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat do you call the littlest bear? Bear minimum\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf the USA is so great, why did they make the USB? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow do you organize a party in space? You planet \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDimensions\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5 x 4 x 1.8 in (8.8 x 10.2 x 4.4 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eMore from Vixen Collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBe sure to check out our \u003ca title=\"Vixen Collection Boutique - Shop Our New Arrivals | Women's Fashion Boutique Facebook Business Page - Seattle, Washington Salon, Spa and Boutique\" href=\"https:\/\/vixencollection.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\"\u003eNew Arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e and follow us on \u003ca title=\"Vixen Collection Boutique - Women's Fashion Boutique Facebook Business Page - Seattle, Washington Salon, Spa and Boutique\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/bestseattleboutique\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/a\u003e to keep up with what's new at Vixen Collection!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Dad","offer_id":45465954877484,"sku":"9781797225753","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5877\/9948\/files\/VCChronicleBooksTake-A-TicketDadJokes1_1.jpg?v=1775848503","url":"https:\/\/vixencollection.com\/products\/take-a-ticket-dad-jokes","provider":"Vixen Collection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}