{"product_id":"el-arroyo-roll","title":"El Arroyo Roll","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFunny Saying Single Roll Toilet Paper\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eEl Arroyo Roll\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur toilet paper, featuring some of our ~dirtiest~ signs, makes a fun gag gift or a shocking guest bathroom surprise! Perfect for anyone who appreciates bathroom humor, this single roll of 3-ply toilet paper is printed with hilarious sayings that'll get laughs every time. Whether you're stocking your own bathroom or pranking a friend, it's the gift that keeps on giving—one flush at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eDetails\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSingle roll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3-ply paper\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003ePrinted with safe-to-use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e inks\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSeptic tank-safe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach roll individually shrink wrapped\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eFeatured Sayings:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’M NOT FARTING, I’M JUST LETTING THE BEANS SPEAK THEIR TRUTH”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“EVERYONE AT SOME POINT HAS GAMBLED ON A FART \u0026amp; LOST”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“POOP JOKES AREN’T MY FAVORITE BUT THEY’RE A SOLID NUMBER TWO”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“REMEMBER, THE GREENER GRASS ACROSS THE FENCE MAY BE DUE TO A SEPTIC TANK ISSUE”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE, DOES THAT MEAN FARTING IS A MISSED CALL?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF YOU SNEEZE \u0026amp; FART AT THE SAME TIME, YOUR BODY TAKES A SCREENSHOT”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“MY TUMMY HURTS BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“DON'T BE ASHAMED TO FART WHILE U PEE.. THERE IS NO RAIN WITHOUT THUNDER”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“IF YOU SEE A TOILET IN YOUR DREAM DO NOT USE IT!!!!!!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eMore from Vixen Collection\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eBe sure to check out our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/vixencollection.com\/collections\/new-arrivals\" title=\"Vixen Collection Boutique - Shop Our New Arrivals | Women's Fashion Boutique Facebook Business Page - Seattle, Washington Salon, Spa and Boutique\"\u003eNew Arrivals\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand follow us on\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/bestseattleboutique\" title=\"Vixen Collection Boutique - Women's Fashion Boutique Facebook Business Page - Seattle, Washington Salon, Spa and Boutique\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eto keep up with what's new at Vixen Collection!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"El Arroyo","offers":[{"title":"Jokes","offer_id":45456333111340,"sku":"TOI0010","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0375\/5877\/9948\/files\/ElArroyoRoll_VixenCollection.com.png?v=1776273996","url":"https:\/\/vixencollection.com\/products\/el-arroyo-roll","provider":"Vixen Collection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}